One night, a husband thought he’d be funny. As his wife folded laundry, he smirked and said, “Maybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast—might help with those extra inches!”
The room went silent. His wife didn’t say a word. She just smiled and kept folding.
The next morning, the husband reached for a fresh pair of boxers—only to be greeted by a cloud of white powder bursting into the air. He coughed, waving his hand in front of his face.
“APRIL!” he shouted. “Why is there powder in my underwear?!”
From the bathroom, his wife called back, her voice dripping with sweetness: “Oh, sweetheart… that’s not powder. It’s Miracle-Gro.”
Sometimes, the best response isn’t words—it’s a little creative revenge.
