Every couple reaches that point where they start asking each other personal questions. Some are lighthearted, while others dig a little deeper into the past. One of the most common—and sometimes awkward—questions is about how many people each partner has been with before.
In this hilarious joke, a newly married couple finds themselves in that exact situation. As they lie in bed one night, the husband turns to his wife and asks, “So, how many men have you been with?” His wife doesn’t answer right away. Instead, she just stares at the ceiling, deep in thought.
The husband, thinking she might be upset, reassures her. “It’s okay, you can tell me. I won’t be mad.” But still, she stays silent. He tries again, hugging her and giving her a gentle kiss, hoping to ease any tension.
Finally, after a long pause, his wife turns to him with an annoyed look and says, “Ugh! Now you’ve made me lose count!” The punchline is unexpected, turning what could have been an awkward moment into a laugh-out-loud twist.
This joke reminds us that some questions are better left unanswered—or at least approached with a sense of humor!
