One day, a man and a blonde woman found themselves sharing an elevator. To break the silence, the man casually asked, “Where are you heading today?” The woman replied, “I’m going down to give blood.” Curious, the man followed up with another question, “How much do they pay you for donating blood?” She answered, “About $20.”
The man nodded and said, “That’s interesting. I’m actually going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100 for it.” The woman’s expression changed instantly, and without saying another word, she stepped out of the elevator, clearly annoyed.
The next day, as fate would have it, the two crossed paths in the elevator again. The man, trying to be friendly, greeted her with a smile and asked, “Fancy meeting you again! Where are you off to today?” The woman, with her mouth full, simply replied, “Sperm bank.”
