I stumbled upon this story online, and it’s too funny not to share! Someone took their 92-year-old dad to the mall to buy new shoes, and afterward, they decided to grab a bite at the food court. While sitting there, the dad noticed a teenager nearby with wild, colorful hair—spikes of green, red, orange, and blue. What happened next is pure comedy gold.
The dad couldn’t stop staring at the teenager, who eventually got annoyed and sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?” Now, knowing the dad’s sense of humor, his daughter braced herself for what was coming next. Without missing a beat, the 92-year-old replied, “Got drunk once and had s::e_x with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son!”
The story might be too good to be true, but it’s absolutely hilarious either way. It’s a perfect example of how age is just a number when it comes to wit and humor. This grandad’s quick thinking and sharp tongue left everyone in stitches, proving that sometimes the best comebacks come from the most unexpected places.
