A police officer on patrol spotted a young girl riding her shiny new bicycle down the street. With a friendly smile, he called out, “That’s a nice bike! Did Santa bring it for you?”
The girl beamed with pride. “Yes, he did!”
“Well,” the officer chuckled, “next time, tell Santa to include a reflector for safety.” He then wrote her a $5 ticket for the missing safety equipment.
The girl studied the ticket, then looked up at the officer’s majestic horse. “That’s a beautiful horse,” she said innocently. “Did Santa bring that for you?”
Amused, the officer played along. “He sure did!”
Without missing a beat, the girl replied, “Next year, tell Santa the d*ck goes under the horse, not on top of it.”
