A man fell head over heels for a woman and proposed immediately. When she hesitated, saying they barely knew each other, he assured her they would learn along the way. Convinced, she agreed, and they married soon after.
Their honeymoon at a luxurious resort was going perfectly—until they spent a morning by the pool. The husband climbed the high dive and executed a flawless series of Olympic-level flips and twists, leaving his new wife stunned.
“I used to be a champion diver,” he explained. “See? We’re learning about each other already.”
Not to be outdone, the woman leaped into the pool and swam laps at lightning speed—freestyle, breaststroke, butterfly—barely breaking a sweat.
Impressed, her husband asked, “Were you an Olympic swimmer?”
She smirked. “No. I was a h@oker in Venice. I worked both sides of the canal.”