At a quiet neighborhood bar, two twenty-something guys were enjoying a drink when one noticed how tired his friend looked.
“You okay, man? You look like you haven’t slept in days,” he said.
His friend groaned. “It’s my girlfriend. She’s insatiable—wants sex multiple times a night, even wakes me up for it. I’m running on empty here!”
Nearby, an older man who had been quietly nursing his drink couldn’t help but overhear. With decades of wisdom under his belt, he turned to the young man and delivered the perfect punchline.
“Kid, take it from me. Put a ring on it. Problem solved.”
