Two nuns were browsing the aisles of a 7-11 when one paused in front of the beer cooler.
“Wouldn’t a cold beer be lovely on a night like this?” she sighed.
Her companion hesitated. “It would… but imagine the scandal if we bought it!”
The first nun waved off her concern. “Leave it to me.” She grabbed a six-pack and marched to the register.
The cashier’s eyebrows shot up as the nuns placed the beer on the counter. Without missing a beat, the nun declared, “We use this as shampoo. At our convent, we call it Catholic Shampoo.”
The cashier nodded solemnly, then reached under the counter and added a bag of pretzel sticks to their purchase.
“The curlers are on the house,” he said with a wink.
