Mike thought he was being hilarious when he looked at his wife Sarah folding laundry and quipped, “You know what these jeans need? A little less you and a little more room!” He grinned at his own joke, completely missing Sarah’s raised eyebrow.
The next morning, Mike got a surprise of his own. As he pulled out his favorite boxers, a cloud of white powder exploded in his face. Coughing and sputtering, he yelled, “Sarah! What’s this white stuff in my underwear?”
Sarah’s voice floated innocently from the kitchen: “Oh sweetheart, that’s just some extra protein powder. Thought you could use the… enhancement.” The look on Mike’s face was absolutely priceless. They both burst out laughing, and Mike learned his lesson about making wisecracks at his wife’s expense.
