One evening, as a couple settled into bed, the husband lovingly stroked his wife’s arm. She turned away and said, “Not tonight, dear. I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and need to stay fresh.” Disappointed, the husband rolled over and tried to sleep. After a few minutes, he turned back, pulled the covers off his wife, and whispered, “Tell me something… do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?”
Later that week, an elderly woman visited her dentist. When called into the exam room, she immediately pulled down her underwear and lifted her legs in the air. The shocked dentist exclaimed, “Madam, I think you’re confused – I’m a dentist, not a gynecologist!” Without missing a beat, the woman replied, “Oh I know exactly who you are. I need you to remove my husband’s teeth!”
