The Overachieving Rooster

A farmer decided his hens needed some fresh blood, so he brought home a vibrant young rooster. The moment he set foot in the barnyard, the new arrival went straight to work, energetically mating with every single one of the 150 hens before lunchtime. The farmer watched in amazement at this display of virility.

By afternoon, the ambitious rooster had expanded his conquests to include the turkeys and ducks. The next morning, the farmer rubbed his eyes in disbelief as he saw the rooster mounting even the dairy cow. This was no ordinary bird – this was a feathery Casanova of unprecedented stamina!

Later that day, the farmer spotted the rooster lying motionless in the yard with vultures circling ominously above. “Serves you right, you oversexed little devil!” the farmer chuckled as he nudged the apparently lifeless body. That’s when one eye popped open, and with a conspiratorial wing gesture toward the descending scavengers, the rooster whispered: “Quiet! They’re about to land…”

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