A bleary-eyed blonde woman shuffled into the doctor’s office, looking like she hadn’t slept in days. “Doctor,” she groaned, “the dogs in my neighborhood won’t stop barking day and night. I’m completely exhausted!”
The doctor smiled knowingly and pulled out a sample packet. “These new sleeping pills are incredibly effective,” he assured her. “Take a few of these, and your sleep troubles will disappear.”
The blonde eagerly agreed to try them.
When she returned weeks later, she looked even more exhausted. “Your pills made everything worse!” she complained.
The doctor was shocked. “That’s impossible! These are our most powerful sedatives!”
The blonde sighed. “Maybe for humans. But I’ve been spending all night trying to catch those dogs to give them the pills!”
