When the nurse instructed Bob to change into a gown for his doctor’s appointment, he hesitated. “Right here in front of you?” he asked nervously.
The nurse reassured him, “Don’t worry, I’ve seen plenty of patients undress. I’m a professional – I would never laugh.”
Bob wasn’t convinced. “You might make an exception for me,” he warned. After much persuasion, he finally dropped his pants, revealing the tiniest penis the nurse had ever seen – no bigger than a tube of lip balm.
Despite her best efforts, the nurse burst into uncontrollable giggles. Collecting herself, she apologized profusely. “I’m so sorry, that was completely unprofessional. Now, what brings you in today?”
Bob sighed. “It’s swollen.”
