We’ve all heard our fair share of blonde jokes, but this one might just take the cake. Picture this: a blonde woman zooms down the road in her flashy red sports car when she gets pulled over—by another blonde, this time a police officer. The officer asks for her license, and the driver starts frantically digging through her purse, growing more frustrated by the second.
Finally, she asks, “What does it look like?” The blonde cop replies, “It’s square and has your picture on it.” After a few more seconds of searching, the driver pulls out a square mirror, checks her reflection, and confidently hands it over. Some jokes write themselves, but this one might just be the perfect punchline to end all blonde jokes.