A blonde walked into the police station, eager to land a job. The officer decided to test her with a few simple questions.
“What’s 2+2?” he asked.
“Four!” she answered confidently.
“What’s the square root of 100?”
“Ten!” she replied.
Impressed, the officer threw in a tougher one: “Who killed Abraham Lincoln?”
The blonde hesitated. “I don’t know…”
“Go home and think about it,” the officer said. “Come back tomorrow.”
Excited, she called her friend later. “Not only did I get the job,” she bragged, “I’m already working on a murder case!”
