A sweet elderly woman arrived at her dental appointment and confidently took her seat in the examination chair. Without hesitation, she proceeded to slide her underwear down and lift her legs into the air.
The shocked dentist quickly said, “Madam, I think you’re confused – I’m a dentist, not a gynecologist!”
The old woman chuckled knowingly and replied, “Oh I’m perfectly aware, young man. I’m here to have my husband’s teeth removed!”