Two nuns were browsing the aisles of a convenience store when they passed by the beer cooler. One nun turned to the other with a wistful sigh. “Wouldn’t a cold beer be refreshing on a warm evening?”
Her companion hesitated. “It would, Sister, but imagine the scandal if someone saw us buying alcohol!”
The first nun waved off the concern. “Leave it to me,” she said, grabbing a six-pack and marching to the checkout.
The cashier’s eyebrows shot up as the nuns placed the beer on the counter. Without missing a beat, the nun explained, “We use this as shampoo—it’s our special Catholic formula.”
The cashier nodded solemnly, then reached under the counter and added a bag of pretzel sticks to their purchase. “Complimentary curlers,” he said with a wink.
Sometimes, the best humor comes from unexpected situations—and quick thinking!
