One day, a 70-year-old man who had never been married met a stunning 17-year-old girl. It was love at first sight, and before long, they decided to tie the knot. Excited to start their new life together, they flew to Florida for a romantic honeymoon.
When they returned, one of the man’s old friends couldn’t resist asking, “So, how was the honeymoon?” The man smiled and replied, “Oh, it was wonderful! The beach, the sunshine—and we almost made love nearly every night!”
His friend was shocked. “At your age? How is that even possible?” The man chuckled and explained, “Well, we almost made love on Monday… and then we almost made love again on Tuesday!”
