Wife: “Honey, could you please help me clean up the garden?”
What do you think? Do I look like a gardener?
Wife: “Sorry, honey. That’s okay. Now fix the bathroom door.”
Wife: Do I look like a carpenter?…..
The husband then leaves. When he got back from his trip, the yard was clean and the door was fixed.
Husband: I knew my wife could handle this on her own!
Spouse: No, it’s not me.
Husband: Then who?
Wife: our next-door neighbour
Wife: How much did you pay him?
Wife: No, he only gave me two choices: bread or sex.
Dear Husband: I hope you gave him bread. Wife: “Do I look like a bakery?”
