When she called to ask for help, her friend asked how many miles were on her car. She told him, “It’s 235,000 miles away.”
As her friend said, this could be what’s bothering her. An auto repair friend of hers told her that she could easily change the mileage to any number she wanted. The woman did what she was told and went to the mechanic to ask him to change the mileage to twenty-five thousand. After her brother’s mileage change, two days later, a friend asked her if she had been able to sell the car. With a sly smile, he asked, “Why would I sell the car when it only has 25,000 miles on it?”
Another funny but biting joke:
Trying to kiss a flight attendant
A man is at an airport lounge by himself. A pretty young woman walks in and sits down at the next table right then. The man thinks she is a flight attendant who isn’t on duty because of her outfit. He tries to get her to talk by correctly naming the airline she works for, all to show how much he likes her.
“Is the British Airways motto, ‘To fly, to serve’?” he asks with confidence. as he leans towards her.
He looks at her as if she doesn’t understand.
Trying again, he bends down and says the Air France motto, “Winning the hearts of the world.” Why does he keep trying?
She looks at him again with a puzzled look.
He doesn’t give up, so he tries again, this time using the Malaysian Airlines theme. Are you “exceeding expectations”?
“What the heck do you want?” asks the woman. with an angry frown.
“Ah-ha!” he says with pride.The United Airlines.”
