One night, a husband thought he’d crack a joke at his wife’s expense. Feeling a little too proud of himself, he grinned and said, “You know what? Maybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Might shave off a few inches!”
The room fell silent. His wife didn’t say a word—but she didn’t forget, either.
The next morning, as the husband grabbed a fresh pair of boxers from his drawer, a cloud of fine powder poofed into the air. He coughed, waving his hand in front of his face. “April!” he shouted. “Why is there talcum powder in my underwear?!”
From the bathroom, his wife replied in the sweetest voice, “Oh, honey… that’s not talcum powder. It’s Miracle-Gro.”
Touché.
We hope this little joke brightens your day—and maybe reminds husbands everywhere to think twice before making “helpful” suggestions!
