Golf can be a frustrating game, but sometimes the most unexpected things happen on the course. One man’s story about his round of golf is so wild that it’s hard to believe—until you hear the punchline.
The man was playing a round of golf when his ball took a lucky bounce, giving him a clear shot to the green. Just as he was about to swing, a squirrel darted across the fairway, grabbed his ball, and scurried up a tree. A priest who was nearby asked, “Is that when you said the ‘F-word’?” The man calmly replied, “No, because right then, an eagle swooped down, caught the squirrel in its talons, and flew away.”
The priest, now intrigued, asked again, “So, is that when you swore?” The man shook his head and continued, “No, because the eagle flew over the green, and the squirrel, in its final moments, dropped my golf ball. It landed just five inches from the hole.”
The priest, unable to contain himself, finally blurted out, “Don’t tell me you missed the f***ing putt!”
